Reef Tank: Live Rock, Wallet Dead Tee

For every reefer who’s watched their paycheck dissolve into saltwater… this one’s for you. Whether you’re stacking live rock like Tetris or convincing yourself that coral frags aren’t just tiny, overpriced decorations, this shirt says what your bank account won’t.

With bold artwork featuring underwater life and a tragically empty wallet, it’s the perfect uniform for late-night water tests, LFS runs, and explaining to your family why that $80 mushroom was actually a great deal.

Wear it proud. Broke, but biologically diverse.

This shirt is for the enthusiast who is deep into the hobby and fully understands the inside joke. It's for the person who:

• Has looked at their bank statement after a trip to the local fish store and laughed (or cried) a little.
• Considers a tiny, colorful coral frag a completely reasonable purchase, regardless of the price tag.
• Wears the expense of their hobby as a badge of honor and loves sharing a laugh about it with fellow reefers.

Product Details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and reef-room approved
• Heather colors 60% Polyester 40% Cotton
• Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
• Shoulder tape & ribbed collar for shape retention
• Vibrant, fade-resistant print that glows with personality
• Eco-friendly and ethically produced

Care:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach or dry cleaning
• Low heat iron if needed

Why You’ll Love It:

✅ Celebrates the moment your bank account hits rock bottom.

✅ The official uniform for members of the "just one more frag" club.

✅ Comfortable enough to wear while you sea your savings disappear.