Acropora Before Bro's
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Let's be honest—your social life can wait, but those alkalinity levels can't. This shirt is a humorous nod to the dedication it takes to grow stunning Acropora corals, the pinnacle of the reefing hobby. Featuring a bold graphic of a branching "Acro," it's the perfect way for any dedicated "stick farmer" to show the world where their true priorities lie. Made from soft, comfortable fabric, it's ideal for a long night of tank maintenance or for wearing to the next frag swap.
Perfect for reef keepers who:
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The dedicated SPS keeper who obsesses over their colorful sticks.
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The advanced hobbyist who loves the challenge that Acropora corals present.
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The proud "stick farmer" with a sense of humor about their priorities.
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Anyone looking for the perfect gift for the obsessed reefer in their life.
Product Details:
- 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and reef-room approved
- Heather Colors 60% Polyester 40% Cotton
- Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
- Shoulder tape & ribbed collar for shape retention
- Vibrant, fade-resistant print that glows with personality
- Eco-friendly and ethically produced
Care:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- No bleach or dry cleaning
- Low heat iron if needed
Why You’ll Love It:
✅ Clearly states your priorities: it's sticks before bros.
✅ A badge of honor for mastering the high-maintenance relationship of SPS keeping.
✅ Because a good growth tip is more reliable than a bad bro.
Size Chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve center back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 | 15.5 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 16.625 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.75 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20.25 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.625 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |